‘My Friend Showed Me Her DMs, Guys Had No Composure.’ Ladipoe Slams Awkward Pickup Lines

Nigerian rapper Ladipoe has fired shots — not at the charts, but at men with tragic pickup lines lurking in women’s DMs.

In a tweet thread that had social media in stitches, Poe wrote:

“To the bros who slide in DMs with ‘you have an interesting aura’, ‘interesting’, ‘your body is tea’… I’m begging… walk me through the rest of your master plan.”

A follower teased that Poe must have seen his girl’s inbox:

“Your girlfriend don show you her DM screenshots I bet 😂”
The rapper didn’t confirm but didn’t deny either replying instead:
“My friend showed me her DM and boys just dey shoot shots zero composure.”

Naturally, X (formerly Twitter) users ran with it, chiming in with their own worst DM receipts. From poetry gone rogue to cringe-level creativity, many agreed: some messages should’ve never left the drafts.